"Mom! The cat pooped on my sheets again!"
"Darling, we don't say pooped."
"Well, that's what it is!"
"I don't care, sweetheart. Find another word."
"Fine! The cat shit all over everything again!"
"SWEETIE! Say "The cat soiled my sheets."
Thursday, July 29, 2004
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2 comments:
that started my friday morning off on the right foot. damn funny.
hehehehehe.
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