upgrade.

"Hi, thank you for calling God. My name is Julie, how may I help you?"
"Hi, Julie. I'm calling to report a bug in MyWeather (tm)."
"Really? What's wrong?"
"Well, generally everything runs fine. Boot up in the morning to clear skies and a beautiful day, followed by a spectacular sunset, but lately, if it doesn't rain all day, then there's a thunderstorm in the evening, and if there's no thunderstorm, it rains all day."
"Hmmm. That's odd. What system are you running on?"
"Maryland. DC/ Baltimore Metro."
"Well, MyWeather may have been infected with Seattle and Florida virii."
"Really? But I -- "
"Unfortinately, the Maryland system is permenantly affected. We're making great strides, but your only option might be to upgrade your location to Bahamas, Southern California, or try a European System. Good luck!"
"Thanks . . . "